I was wondering how long before this happened...

[steingar]

Acceptable neither for your office nor your children. Possibly funny to your spouse, depending on sense of humor and open-mindedness.

 

[weilke]

Well, in that particular scenario, you should be allowed to ask for an ugly female officer.

 

[spiderweb]

Number 438 of "Reasons to Fly Privately."

Sheesh

 

[mikea]

"Interior designer." From a site that I'm sure is as reliable a news source as The Onion.

 

[TMetzinger]

If true - why is fondling NOT an assault, but ejaculating IS?

 

[Telemakhos]

Ah, bless internet satire news sites. I'm happy that they had the idea to name the guy "Cummings."

 

[weilke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykzqFz_nHZE

 

[Kelvin]

Thats funny...

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykzqFz_nHZE

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by NBC Universal."

 

[weilke]

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by NBC Universal."

Bummer. This was an SNL skit back from 2007 when TSA outlawed liquids.

One of the 'agent trainees' asks whether it would be illegal 'to be able to produce a liquid on short notice........or a gel'

 

[EdFred]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!

Their business page:
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?cat=5

 

[Clark1961]

But wait! There's more: http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

 

[Matthew]

I wonder why the comments were closed in that original article?

 

[EdFred]

Comments seem to be closed for each article I clicked on.
(they probably don't even have comments enabled)

 

[ScottM]

If true - why is fondling NOT an assault, but ejaculating IS?

Well put and I agree. If the pat down can get someone that aroused then it is no longer a search but a sex act. Considering that we have to pay a security fee the TSA Agent should be charged with not only sexual assault but with prostitution.

 

[Ark235B]

I thought it might have been the guy I went to high school with....Peter Wacker.

 

[Jim Logajan]

Can't tell by the posts whether some of you believe any of this, but:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/patdown.asp

This seems more plausible:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/disgusted-tsa-agents-also-calling-for-end-to-body,18557/