gkainz
Final Approach
Settling into 14C the other night listening to the spiel about extra charge for drinks, extra charge for food, extra charge for video service and remembering the extra charge to book a seat and check or carry on a bag, I thought to myself "I'm going to give my buddy Mike a ration of crap about his airline next time I see him. Then the captain starts his "welcome aboard..," announcement and I said "wait a minute! I know that voice! That's Mike!" I slipped up to the cockpit where the door was still open and said to his back "how much extra I s a cockpit tour?" He cringed like "I've heard all I can stand about the nickel and dime you to death a la carte charges" but then recognized me and invited me in.
