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A Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Ye will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
H/T to Tammi

 
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Pure gold. I'll use this as a cheer next time I'm drinking with buddies. Its a little bit better than "here's to men's honor..."
 
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SkyHog said:
Pure gold. I'll use this as a cheer next time I'm drinking with buddies. Its a little bit better than "here's to men's honor..."
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Never heard that one... But being in a fraternity in college, I learned plenty more.

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"Here's to the women we love. Here's to the women that love us. If the women we love ain't the women that love us, then **** the women, here's to us!"

"Here's to the breezes, that blow through the treezes, and lift the skirts above the kneezes, to reveal the place that teases, pleases, and spreads diseases... Oh, what a snatch, down the hatch!" (This one is best used with shots.)


That's all for now...
 
F.W. Birdman said:
tsk, tsk. And you from Madison....
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Actually, school was in Milwaukee. Madison can be the number one party school until they start getting uppity about it, and then Milwaukee will stop sending them beer. :D
 
HPNFlyGirl said:
theres a song
a song about sara
she ships and sits
and sits in ships.
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cute. very cute. Sister Susie picks seashells by the seashore.
 
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flyingcheesehead said:
Never heard that one... But being in a fraternity in college, I learned plenty more.

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Yeah - the "Men's honor" one is a bit more dirty. I'll let someone find it on the internet rather than spoil my good name here by quoting it :D
 
The horse and mule live thirty years
And nothing know of wines or beers
The goat and sheep at 20 die
And never tasted gin or rye
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at 18 is almost done

The dog at 15 cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin
The cat in milk and water soaks
And then at 12 short years it croaks
The useful sober bone dry hen
Lays for nogs and dies at 10

All animals are strictly dry
Teetotal live and quickly die
But sinful Plymouth Gin-ful men
Survive for 3 score years and 10
And some of us (though mighty few)
Stay pickled til we’re 92
 
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