Humorous Aviation Dictionary

There are some very funny one's on there!

Glide Distance -
Half the distance from the airplane to the nearest emergency landing field.


Gross Weight -
1. A 350-pound pilot (also see "Split S").
 
De-icer -

De person dat puts de ice on de wing.
 
OMG.... haha

[SIZE=-1]Pilot -
A poor, misguided soul who talks about women when he's flying and flying when he's with a woman. [/SIZE]
 
This one definitely made me laugh...

[SIZE=-1]Trim Tab -
1. A device that can fly an airplane better than the pilot.[/SIZE]
 
Controlled airspace - The amount of flatus you can pass in the airplane without rendering the copilot and/or passengers unconscious.
 
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