Frank Browne
Final Approach
This one was in my inbox when I got to work this morning. I thought it was pretty funny.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life,
which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered
from very bad breath.
This made him.... what? (This is sooo bad it's good...)
-- a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life,
which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered
from very bad breath.
This made him.... what? (This is sooo bad it's good...)
-- a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.