AggieMike88
Touchdown! Greaser!
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
...and caught a smelt
I put it on the stove and the durned thing smelt
of all of the smelts I've ever smelt
I've never smelt a smelt like that smelt smelt.
Grandpa had a set of false teeth
He took them out one day last week
He put them on the seat as he drove to town
He bit himself now he can't sit down
As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's work and this is what I saw:
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.
I put it on the stove and the durned thing smelt
of all of the smelts I've ever smelt
I've never smelt a smelt like that smelt smelt.
Grandpa had a set of false teeth
He took them out one day last week
He put them on the seat as he drove to town
He bit himself now he can't sit down
As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's work and this is what I saw:
Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.
