Greebo
N9017H - C172M (1976)
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2005
- Messages
- 10,976
- Location
- Baltimore, MD
- Display Name
Display name:
Retired Evil Overlord
Disclaimer: The following is intended as humor and is not intended as an insult towards anyone or their politics. Feel free to replace the names in this anecdote as you see fit. All complaints regarding the following may be filed with our 6'3" 270lb weight lifting bouncer named Bubba.
Heard on the radio this morning:
GW & Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton were all going to the Super Bowl, and as luck would have it, they were all boarding the same train.
While at the ticketing counter, The Bushes noticed that the Clintons only purchased one ticket, while GW and Laura bought two.
Intrigued, Laura asked Hillary, "How do you expect to go all the way to the Super Bowl using only one ticket?"
"Watch, and learn", was the reply.
They boarded the train and almost immediately, the Clintons both went to the same bathroom and crowded inside. When the conductor came down the aisle, he knocked on the door and called, 'Ticket please!'.
The door opened just a crack, and one ticket came out.
Later, when the four were buying tickets to get on the return trip, Hillary and Bill were concerned to observe that the Bushes didn't buy ANY ticket for the train. Hillary asked Laura, "How can you expect to get home without a ticket?"
"Watch, and learn", smiled Laura.
Sure enough, when they boarded the train, Bill and Hillary crowded into one bathroom, and GW and Laura crowded into another. A minute later, GW comes out, walks down the aisle, and knocks on the Clinton's bathroom, and says, "Ticket please!"
Heard on the radio this morning:
GW & Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton were all going to the Super Bowl, and as luck would have it, they were all boarding the same train.
While at the ticketing counter, The Bushes noticed that the Clintons only purchased one ticket, while GW and Laura bought two.
Intrigued, Laura asked Hillary, "How do you expect to go all the way to the Super Bowl using only one ticket?"
"Watch, and learn", was the reply.
They boarded the train and almost immediately, the Clintons both went to the same bathroom and crowded inside. When the conductor came down the aisle, he knocked on the door and called, 'Ticket please!'.
The door opened just a crack, and one ticket came out.
Later, when the four were buying tickets to get on the return trip, Hillary and Bill were concerned to observe that the Bushes didn't buy ANY ticket for the train. Hillary asked Laura, "How can you expect to get home without a ticket?"
"Watch, and learn", smiled Laura.
Sure enough, when they boarded the train, Bill and Hillary crowded into one bathroom, and GW and Laura crowded into another. A minute later, GW comes out, walks down the aisle, and knocks on the Clinton's bathroom, and says, "Ticket please!"