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That is, by the instructions of a four-year-old. Bonnie, a friend of mine teaches in Alabama. She decided to have the kids write out their own special method for preparing the turkey.
As you read, remember to be thankful... you're not the turkey!
As you read, remember to be thankful... you're not the turkey!
Any of you hunters ever consider a light saber to catch a turkey?Darius: Get the turkey from the farm. Catch it with a net. Cut the turkey. Pull his feathers off. Put sausage on it. Put it in the oven at 5 degrees for 4 minutes. Cut in half and eat him.
Shahaira: Get the turkey from the store. Put peas, chicken, cheese, and candy on it. Cook turkey in the microwave for 825.5 minutes on Low. Get it out of microwave and put it on the table. Then you eat it.
Tyler K: Get the turkey from the Thanksgiving store where it is trying to get some turkeys. Catch him with cat food. Put it in the truck and use scissors to cut his feathers off. Put butter on it. Cook the turkey in the fireplace till it gets fired. Then eat him.
Tyler G: Go to the farm where the turkey is eating noodles. Catch it with a net. Kick it with your foot. Grab feathers with your hands and cut him up. Put feathers and cookie feathers on him. Cook him in the oven at real hot for 1 minute. Then eat him.
Emilee: Get the turkey from the farm where she is looking at animals. Catch her with cat food. Break the feathers off. Put ice cream on the turkey and turkey loaf inside it. Cook on the stove for 5 minutes on high. Put the turkey on a plate, say the blessing, and then eat it.
Emily: Go to Wal-Mart. Buy the turkey for Thanksgiving because Nana is coming. Put butter on it. Cook the turkey on the stove in a pot for 2 hours. Pass out plates, forks and knives to cut and eat the turkey, say the blessing, and then eat the turkey.
Austin: Go to Wal-Mart where the turkey is walking around. Grab him with a net. Shoot him and cut his feathers off. Put butter and chocolate chips on it. Cook on the stove for 3 minutes till it is hot. Then eat him.
Landon: Go the book store where the turkey is buying a book to read. Catch him with a net. Kill him with a light saber. Pull the turkey’s feathers off with your hands. Put raisins, noodles, sugar, and lollipops on it. Cook him in bed with covers for 2 days. Then eat it.
Jace: Go get the turkey from the mall. Stab him in the stomach. Pick the feathers off. Put salt and pepper on it. Cook the turkey in the microwave for 12 hours. Then put it on the plate and eat it.
Laura: Get the turkey from the store where it is frozen. Put bananas and hot dogs on it. Cook the turkey in a pot on the stove for 1 hour. Then you eat it.
Jacob L: Go to the restaurant where the turkey is eating tacos. Daddy will kill him and cut his feathers off. Then put hot sauce on it. Cook it in the fire for 5 hours. Then put more hot sauce on it and eat the turkey.
Joshua: Get the turkey from the hallway. Put turkey, ham, pizza, and bacon on the turkey. Cook in the microwave for 7 hours. Then eat him.
Trinity: Get the turkey from the lunchroom where she is cooking. Pull her feathers off. Put decorations on the turkey. Put it in a pan and cook in a fire for 6 minutes. Let her cool off and then eat it.
Tyler: Get the turkey from the farm where he is making pumpkins. Shoot him and pull his feathers off. Put feathers on it. Cook on the stove for 15 minutes. Then you eat it.
Brodey: Get the turkey from class where he is playing. Hit him with a bat. Tie him to the tree and blow his feathers off. Put salt and stuff like that on it. Cook it in the oven for 106 minutes on hotter than ever seen. Then eat him at the table on a plate.
Myles: Go the store where the turkey is frozen. Put salt on it. Turn oven on and cook the turkey for 4 hours on very hot. Put it on the table, say the blessing, and eat it.
Logan: Go to the store where the turkey is talking to the boss. Cage him and then stab him. Pull his feathers off. Put feathers, legs, wings, and head on it. Cook in a pan in the fire all night on really hot. Then you eat him.
Alysa: Get the turkey from the mall where he is eating your old food. Catch him with a net. Kill him with a gun. Pick the feathers off. Put oil, chicken, green beans, juice soup, and pickles on it. Cook it on the grill for 20 minutes. Put it on a blue plate. Put pancake stuff on it and pancakes on it. Then eat it on the plate.
Alex: Get the turkey from the farm. Kill him with a big old knife. Pull his feathers out. Put bell peppers, onions, pepper, and salt on the turkey. Cook the turkey at 1 degree for 4 days on the stove. Then eat him.
Cameron: Pick up the turkey from the farm. Cook him to kill him. Pick off his feathers. Put honey, guinea pigs, and peanuts on it. Cook the turkey at 100 degrees for a long way on the stove. Then pick him up and eat him.
Ryleigh: Get the turkey from the chicken farm. Shoot him and pull his feathers off. Put grapes, strawberries, salt, and pepper on him. Cook the turkey at 21 degrees for 10 weeks on the stove. Then you eat him.
Bryce: Go to the farm and catch the turkey with a fishing pole. Kill it with a gun. Put hair, a mouth, a big belly, and shoes on the turkey. Cook the turkey on very, very, very, very hot for a little bit in the oven. Then you eat it.
Haylee: Get the turkey from the cooking place. Put salt on it. Cook the turkey at hot, hot for a longtime with your hands. Then eat him.
Jackson: Go to McDonalds where the turkey is frozen. Defrost with chocolate chips. Pick feathers off. Put green, red, white, brown, and black icing on the turkey. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 1 minute in the sun’s oven. Then put feathers all over him. Let him sit there and be pretty. Then put a book on him and eat him.
Junah: Get the turkey from Wal-Mart. Cut the feathers off. I want him plain. Cook the turkey at 100 degrees for 10 minutes on the stove. Then you eat it.
Marius: Go to the mall where the turkey is at Chick-fil-A. Pet the turkey to kill him. Peel his feathers. Bonk on the head. Cook the turkey at 606 degrees for 5 minutes in the oven. Then eat him.
Kolton: Get the turkey from where we cook supper. Stomp on him with our feet. Take the feathers off with our arms. Put chicken, cake, and cheeseburgers on the turkey. Cook the turkey at the bad temperature for a long time on the stove. Then we eat him.
Rylan: Get the turkey from the fair where he is getting washed because he is dirty. Get the guts out of him with a knife and cut it out. Put salt, pepper, hot stuff, butter, ice cream, candy, and cotton candy on the turkey. Cook at 1 degree for 3 hours on the grill. Put pepper on him. Then eat him.
Talon:Get the turkey from outside. Shoot him and pull his feathers off. Put chocolate chips, sugar, and cake on him. Cook the turkey at 300 degrees for 2 minutes on the stove. Then eat him.
Richard: Get the turkey from upstairs where he is standing in line. Clean the turkey in the bathtub. Pull his feathers out and save them. Put chicken on the turkey. Cook the turkey at very hot all day in the fire. Then make a turkey and chicken pie and eat it.
McLain: Get the turkey from the farm where he goes, “Gobble, Gobble”. Catch with a rope and cut his feathers off. Put chicken, sausage, onions, oranges, apples, and carrots on it. Cook the turkey at 1000 temperature for 100 days in the fire. Then you eat it.
Jacob B: Get the turkey from the mall where he is getting something to eat. Catch him with a net. Cut his head off and put him in jail. Cut his feathers off. Let him run out of jail so the cops can get him. Put him in a pan. Put salt, ranch, ketchup, chicken, and stones on him. Cover him up with a pot. Cook the turkey at real hot for 6 hours on the stove. Then eat him.
