How Italians tell time

[DavidWhite]

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I'm almost half Italian - these are my people!

 

[Corpsmaide]

Italian people do not die..........they just Pasta away

 

[1600vw]

My family came from Italy. I have never been. but my Mom and her sister have gone back a few times.

 

[RJM62]

My family came from Italy. I have never been. but my Mom and her sister have gone back a few times.

You should go. The food's great. The pizza is almost as good as you can get in Brooklyn.

-Rich

 

[Graueradler]

Sorriest pizza I ever had was in Genoa

 

[JOhnH]

You should go. The food's great. The pizza is almost as good as you can get in Brooklyn.

-Rich

The pizza is ok, but it is nothing like you get anywhere in the States. Like most other dishes, it is usually very simple. You won't get a Chicago deep dish. You will get a thin crust with a little tomato sauce and a few items. Don't even think about peperoni and sausage. If you order "peperoni" you will get little green peppers (peperoncini I think they call them).

In other words, the food in Italy is fabulous. Don't waste your time looking for pizza.

Do you know how to tell if a helicopter was made in Italy?
The big blade goes "wop wop wop" and the little blade goes "Guinea guinea guinea".
My grandfather Antonio Santoleri, told me that one.