Help me fundraise my medical

[Bill]

Needed: your greenbacks for my medical tests.

(what the hey, it seems to work out so well for all the others )

 

[Somedudeintn]

I'll give you $1 for each of your posts before t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ 2005.

 

[Matthew]

Somebody send me lunch money!

 

[Unit74]

My plane is in MX right now and I don't have enough to get it back. Please gofundme. It's for the children. If you don't fund me, you must be a racist!

 

[Jimmy cooper]

I would like a very nice mooney 201 and a very nice Stearman. Will you help......now!?

 

[MikeELP]

Somebody send me lunch money!

Now here's the problem...I was going to send you 25 cents to go buy a package of ramen noodles, but then it dawned on me that it's gonna cost 44 cents in postage to mail you the quarter!!

 

[Matthew]

Now here's the problem...I was going to send you 25 cents to go buy a package of ramen noodles, but then it dawned on me that it's gonna cost 44 cents in postage to mail you the quarter!!

Dang it! I'll open up a Paypal account for that.

Hey, if I do my own surgery, I don't have to report it as a visit to a health practitioner! Score!

 

[PaulS]

Now here's the problem...I was going to send you 25 cents to go buy a package of ramen noodles, but then it dawned on me that it's gonna cost 44 cents in postage to mail you the quarter!!

It would never get there, you're a nickel short.

 

[Henning]

My hooker is out of crack, please help!

 

[Matthew]

My hooker is out of crack, please help!

Do you have room in the trunk next to the other one?

 

[Jthamilton]

Be happy to help, just waiting on the wealthy fella I sent all my bank info to transfer funds into my acct. from Africa!!

 

[asgcpa]

Be happy to help, just waiting on the wealthy fella I sent all my bank info to transfer funds into my acct. from Africa!!

Nigeria?