Happy Easter! *HUMOR*

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There's obviously more to the story than meets the ear.
 
In 1878 Rutherford B. Hayes held the first Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. It was held at the U.S. Capitol, but the children apparently caused such a ruckus on the grounds that Congress passed the Turf Protection Law to prohibit the area from being used as a playground in future years.
 
alaskaflyer said:
In 1878 Rutherford B. Hayes held the first Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. It was held at the U.S. Capitol, but the children apparently caused such a ruckus on the grounds that Congress passed the Turf Protection Law to prohibit the area from being used as a playground in future years.
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I knew congress hated kids! That just proves it. :mad:
 
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Talk about "all politics is local"! :D
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I'd like to slap the RNC moron who came up with that one on top of not using some very basic stances to win an election. It's hard to argue against the point.... Democrats didn't win. The dang Republicans blew their chance and lost it.

Edit: Oops, wrong thread! ;)
 
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Careful, the vatican is out to get all Easter Bunny supporters!
 
What do you call a row of Easter bunnies stepping backward at the same time?

















A receding hare line.:D

(and yes I know a rabbit is not a hare):p
 
Does nobody else get the Vatican reference? How about "Hare club for men"?

C'mon - South Park people! Sheesh!

Pope: "Ok, Bill, I'm pretty sure that killing Jesus isn't very Christian..."
 
Altzheimer's Advantage :- You can hide your own Easter eggs.



Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts:

10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."

9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!"

8. Can't stop washing his paws.

7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."

4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.

3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck



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The original picture reminds me of one of the worst tongue lashings I ever got from my father - it was the Saturday before Easter, I was 15 and out hunting all day - came home with 5 snowshoe rabbits over my shoulder. Told my 4 year old sister that Easter wasn't happening this year as I had shot the Easter bunny!:yes:
 
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