Great aviation related toys for the kiddies

[Teller1900]

ALL the cool kids are gonna be playing with these!!!

Poor work ethic sold separate.



And if they're going to be a pilot, they need an MP3 player!

 

[mikea]

That first one is scary as hell.

 

[121Dispatch]

And if they're going to be a pilot, they need an MP3 player!

haha, and a backpack and spiked hair? woops, guess that's for the "other blue board"

 

[Teller1900]

haha, and a backpack and spiked hair? woops, guess that's for the "other blue board"

Ahhh, you caught me!

 

[gprellwitz]

ALL the cool kids are gonna be playing with these!!!

Poor work ethic sold separate.

I can just see the kids saying "I'll have to ask you to step over here and disrobe. I'm afraid we must perform a full cavity search."

This unique toy/teaching aid provides ample amounts of healthy fun along with education and awareness of the security measures that people face in real life. A fun and educational booklet is also available upon request along with other online resources at OperationCheckpoint.com. Additional projects and education on airport and public spaces security is also available at OperationCheckppoint.com.

Pretty soon, kids aren't going to be talking about playing "doctor" anymore!

 

[mikea]

ALL the cool kids are gonna be playing with these!!!

Poor work ethic sold separate.
...

That first one is scary as hell.

What even more scary is THAT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=thepilotcast

Read the Customer Reviews and Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed and Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought !

 

[tonycondon]

Mike - why did you also view a Kids Pimp Suit Costume???

 

[Teller1900]

What even more scary is THAT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=thepilotcast

Read the Customer Reviews and Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed and Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought !

I love the tags that users have associated with this item. I swear that whole page looks like it could have been written by The Onion.

 

[JohnR]

"Woosh items through security."

I'm going to get one of those, and set it up next to the real security checkpoint at the airport.

 

[mikea]

Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.

Ya think it's a controlled item under the crypto export laws? Can't let them foreign terrist kids get a leg up?

 

[Matthew]

How about this?
http://www.amazon.com/Kids-Pimp-Suit-Costume-Size/dp/B000QDXZZ8/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

 

[mikea]

How about this?
http://www.amazon.com/Kids-Pimp-Suit-Costume-Size/dp/B000QDXZZ8/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

If you follow those "also viewed" you get the Playmobile Hazmat team and Safe Crackers! WTF?

How about corner drug dealers? Serial killers?

 

[Matthew]

The comments sections are pretty much a hoot, too.

Scary thing is, these wouldn't be made unless there were a market. Or unless somebody THOUGHT there was a market.

 

[jwriteclub]

I have an idea -- kids Play at Home(c) Abortion Clinic and Corner Drug Dealer.

What every kid should have this Christmas.

~ Christopher

 

[ScottM]

I can just see the kids saying "I'll have to ask you to step over here and disrobe. I'm afraid we must perform a full cavity search."



Pretty soon, kids aren't going to be talking about playing "doctor" anymore!

Maybe we should get these for our hangars

 

[gprellwitz]

I have an idea -- kids Play at Home(c) Abortion Clinic and Corner Drug Dealer.

What every kid should have this Christmas.

~ Christopher

Better, play-at-home CongressCritter and Page!

 

[ScottM]

Better, play-at-home CongressCritter and Page!

Ummmm no.

 

[gprellwitz]

Scott, where do you find these things?

 

[KennyFlys]

What even more scary is THAT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=thepilotcast

Read the Customer Reviews and Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed and Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought !

Does this mean the TSA is full of Scientologists?

 

[jwriteclub]

~ Christopher

 

[mikea]

If you follow those "also viewed" you get the Playmobile Hazmat team and Safe Crackers! WTF?

How about corner drug dealers? Serial killers?

I have an idea -- kids Play at Home(c) Abortion Clinic and Corner Drug Dealer.

What every kid should have this Christmas.

~ Christopher

I heard that somewhere.

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