Not really sure how the onion.com worke but I presume they have a team of writers. Do they have freelance writers as well? Rode my bicycle with my husband and said oh wow Canadian geese. He said no Canada geese. Same difference he said no. So what I need is an article that shows those ugh creatures got their citizenship so they are indeed Canadian geese. I'm thinking someone like @SixPapaCharlie could write something up that looks legit.