FYI.....

[Zeldman]

Do not keep a loaded gun on top of the toilet.......

 

[Sac Arrow]

Nor on the night table next to your telephone.

 

[Cpt_Kirk]

No pic.

 

[eman1200]

is that what you'd call 'shooting the sht' ? hahahah SHOOT, GUN, TOILET, SHT.........get it???!!!!

 

[Zeldman]

Ok, the story.

I am getting this house ready to sell. The previous owner painted the bathroom walls desert rose.... sort of a dark pink. As I was washing the wall the paint started coming off onto the wet rag. And instead of pouring the water down the sink, I set it on the edge of the sink, and naturally I knocked it over onto the carpet. Who puts carpet in a bathroom? The light made it look like drying blood. The guy coming in to put the tile down thought I had seriously cut myself and was worried that I might have crawled outside and died.

Once everyone found out I was Ok, we all had a good laugh.


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[Zeldman]

Still not sure the tile man is convinced that I did not murder someone in my bathroom....

 

[Clark1961]

Why did you murder someone in your bathroom? It has carpet on the floor so you'll never get all the evidence out.

 

[Salty]

Why did you murder someone in your bathroom? It has carpet on the floor so you'll never get all the evidence out.

Why do you think he was replacing it with tile?

 

[JCranford]

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Still not sure the tile man is convinced that I did not murder someone in my bathroom....

Yeah, but if he thinks you murdered someone in the bathroom, I bet he is doing good work!