I don't have Facebook either, hit "no thanks" and watched the video.
Retardo was stretched out in the furthest back seat of a twin, feet propped up on the club seats across from him, while the plane flew on autopilot. Nice shots of the empty front seats by the grinning backseat passenger. Retardo also held his phone vertical, so we watched it all in skinny mode with large black bands on each side. Couldn't understand what he was saying (no hablo, but it may have been Portuguese), but some of the comments were semi-understandable, like the one translated above from which I drew his new name, "Retardo."