Just thought I'd share this site and something I found on it.
http://www.latlong.com/airgasm/frames/aviationart.htm
Yes Dear, I Can Do That
I was talking to my bride-to-be
To see what she'd expect of me
It's wise to talk it out before you sign the dotted line
I told her just to tell me plain
And come right out with pertinent things
She began and started out just fine
"Can you keep food on the table?"
Yes I can
"Can you stand up strong and able?"
You bet I can
"Can you cheer me when I'm lonely, and love me, and me only?"
Yes Dear, I can do that
"Will you help me with the dishes?"
Just count on me"
Will you give me hugs and kisses?"
Oh yeah!
"Can you hush a crying baby, and change a diaper maybe?"
Yes Dear, I can do that
So far she'd acted mighty fair
I'll do the dishes I don't care
It's only decent that I help my wife out everyday
I told her that I loved her so
And that I'd try to always show . . .
Then she butt in and started this a way
"Can my mother move in with us?"
Well, er, ok"
And my brothers and my sisters?"
Well, uh, I guess so"
One more thing, I aint lying, you must cut out your flying . . ."
WHAT?! CUT OUT MY FLYING!?!?!?!?
No Dear, I can't do that
I'll make a living with a grin
And do those things like all good men
I'll cheer you when you're lonely and love only you
I'll do the rest if you'll be my wife
But I've been a pilot all my life
And give it up my
Dear I just can't do
HARANGUE:"Well, hrumph! Some husband you'd be
With all you drunken flying buddies, out there flying free.
You'd be gone flying everytime you can
And I'd be home wishing I'd married a sensible man.
Well now, you've had your say it's plain to see
And I suppose that you can do without me?"
YES DEAR, I CAN DO THAT!!!
http://www.latlong.com/airgasm/frames/aviationart.htm
Yes Dear, I Can Do That
I was talking to my bride-to-be
To see what she'd expect of me
It's wise to talk it out before you sign the dotted line
I told her just to tell me plain
And come right out with pertinent things
She began and started out just fine
"Can you keep food on the table?"
Yes I can
"Can you stand up strong and able?"
You bet I can
"Can you cheer me when I'm lonely, and love me, and me only?"
Yes Dear, I can do that
"Will you help me with the dishes?"
Just count on me"
Will you give me hugs and kisses?"
Oh yeah!
"Can you hush a crying baby, and change a diaper maybe?"
Yes Dear, I can do that
So far she'd acted mighty fair
I'll do the dishes I don't care
It's only decent that I help my wife out everyday
I told her that I loved her so
And that I'd try to always show . . .
Then she butt in and started this a way
"Can my mother move in with us?"
Well, er, ok"
And my brothers and my sisters?"
Well, uh, I guess so"
One more thing, I aint lying, you must cut out your flying . . ."
WHAT?! CUT OUT MY FLYING!?!?!?!?
No Dear, I can't do that
I'll make a living with a grin
And do those things like all good men
I'll cheer you when you're lonely and love only you
I'll do the rest if you'll be my wife
But I've been a pilot all my life
And give it up my
Dear I just can't do
HARANGUE:"Well, hrumph! Some husband you'd be
With all you drunken flying buddies, out there flying free.
You'd be gone flying everytime you can
And I'd be home wishing I'd married a sensible man.
Well now, you've had your say it's plain to see
And I suppose that you can do without me?"
YES DEAR, I CAN DO THAT!!!
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