From the "it doesn't get any weirder" file:

[steingar]

A Russian historian has been found with 29 partially mummified female corpses stolen from gravesites in his apartment. No, I'm not making this up.

 

[poadeleted21]

Everybody needs a hobby

 

[timwinters]

He had gravesites in his apartment???

 

[roncachamp]

A Russian historian has been found with 29 partially mummified female corpses stolen from gravesites in his apartment. No, I'm not making this up.

Why were there gravesites in his apartment?

 

[TMetzinger]

A Russian historian has been found with 29 partially mummified female corpses stolen from gravesites in his apartment. No, I'm not making this up.

Interviews! He IS an historian, after all.

 

[AggieMike88]

Was "Putting on the Ritz" playing in the background?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Doesn't surprise me. The title of "Russian Historian" isn't exactly conducive to relationships with live women.

 

[Teller1900]

Why were there gravesites in his apartment?

I do love dangling modifiers!

 

[denverpilot]

I do love dangling modifiers!

That sounds like something you ought to get checked. Doc Bruce might know someone who specializes in them.