bstratt
Cleared for Takeoff
Hmmmmmm,
.. Jumpercable...
Well then, it seems like you're just the one I'm looking for. The letter W is sometimes a vowel. Problem is right now I cannot recall in which words that is true and it's killing me. Help me.terzap said:confusion does not "rein" (not usually, anyway, unless you have a someone with the IQ of a cucumber on a horse)...it "reigns".
but...it was amusing nevertheless.
terry
Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"Bill Jennings said:A jumpercable walked into a bar, and asked for a beer. The bartender said "OK, I'll serve you, but don't try and start anything."
Did you see her going stupid crazy right after Katrina? It was disgusting.etsisk said:Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"
Richard said:Well then, it seems like you're just the one I'm looking for. The letter W is sometimes a vowel. Problem is right now I cannot recall in which words that is true and it's killing me. Help me.
etsisk said:Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"
Blind guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "want to hear a blonde joke?" Bartender says, "ok, but I'm a blond, the waitress is a blond, the police officer having lunch at the table behind you is a blond and the bouncer, she's a blond, too. You still want to tell that joke?" Guy says, "no - not if I'm going to have to explain it four times!"Bill Jennings said:Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
Bill Jennings said:Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
etsisk said:Blind guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "want to hear a blonde joke?" Bartender says, "ok, but I'm a blond, the waitress is a blond, the police officer having lunch at the table behind you is a blond and the bouncer, she's a blond, too. You still want to tell that joke?" Guy says, "no - not if I'm going to have to explain it four times!"
N2212R said:An Irishman walks out of a bar...
Hey! It could happen!
Richard said:Well then, it seems like you're just the one I'm looking for. The letter W is sometimes a vowel. Problem is right now I cannot recall in which words that is true and it's killing me. Help me.
etsisk said:"How could you do this to another blonde?!?"