Fortune tellers go to court

There are only so many stupid people - who will bring in all of their net worth in cursed cash for burning - to go around.
 
"Why would a fortune teller call me to solicit? If they were any good, they would know they weren't going to get paid!"

...from somewhere in the depths of my weak and wandering memory - perhaps a paraphrase of a Carlinism, perhaps something I just made up ... hey - maybe someone at 1-800-PSYCHICS could tell me the answer to that?

:)
 
gkainz said:
"Why would a fortune teller call me to solicit? If they were any good, they would know they weren't going to get paid!"

...from somewhere in the depths of my weak and wandering memory - perhaps a paraphrase of a Carlinism, perhaps something I just made up ... hey - maybe someone at 1-800-PSYCHICS could tell me the answer to that?

:)
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No! No! No! Miss Cleo had a 900 number!

...and the solution to your problem seems to taking a while to come into focus....please hold.


Ok. I'll be here applying HeadON. :D
 
I called a psychic once. It did not make a lot of sense to me and confused as all she kept repeating was
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches…born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will power the Dark Lord knows not…and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives…the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies…
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I went to a psychic once who said I would die in my 26th year. Made 1968 pretty miserable for me.
 
the psychic hotline went bankrupt. you woulda thought they could've seen it coming.
 
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down.

Now you'll all have that song in your heads all day! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
SkyHog said:
I can't figure out what part is worse: The song, the lyrics, the woman singing (blegh, Cher), the fact that people used to think she's hot, or that some producer thought that would be an awesome idea for a video. lol
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More worser. "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Vicki Lawrence.

The concept went like this:

"Honey, I want you to record the song I wrote!'
- "You know I can't sing."
"Don't worry, baby. We'll have professional background singers. Your mic won't be on."

On thus was built Britney's career.
 
mikea said:
More worser. "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Vicki Lawrence.

The concept went like this:

"Honey, I want you to record the song I wrote!'
- "You know I can't sing."
"Don't worry, baby. We'll have professional background singers. Your mic won't be on."

On thus was built Britney's career.
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Right in Nick's backyard of Albuquerque. Can't believe that he is not in the audience ;);)
 
Why do psychics have phone numbers? If they're really that good, shouldn't they just know to call me?
 
I used to go to a fortune teller who had a really neat glass ball. But, a palm reader I saw said I was putting my trust in the wrong person.
 
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