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wsuffa

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Now that the TSA is using virtual strip-searches (and now that a couple of senators have proposed a bill to make such searches mandatory as the primary means of screening passnegers), someone has come up with a rather intriguing product.

Ingenious: http://www.flyingpasties.com/
 
Time was, a cucumber wrapped in tin foil would have the same effect. :rofl:
 
They need to make one to wear on your chest that says "HEY TSA, **** YOU!!"
 
Diversion is another tactic. I'm sure the screeners will be focusing on my 6-pack abs...

six-pack-tattoo.jpg
 
"Ma'am, I'm going to have to look behind that V-shaped obstruction in your groin. Please remove your clothes."
 
I love their disclaimer:

By purchasing from this site, you agree to the following statements:
Flying Pasties are sold as a novelty item ONLY.
Flying Pasties does not guarantee it's effectiveness.
Flying Pasties are non-returnable (Due to the hygenic nature of the product) .
End user bears all personal responsibility for the use of our products.
Flying Pasties takes no responsibility for and shall not be held liable for any misuse or possible damages arising from the misuse of our products.
 
AdamZ said:
I love their disclaimer:

By purchasing from this site, you agree to the following statements:
Flying Pasties are sold as a novelty item ONLY.
Flying Pasties does not guarantee it's effectiveness.
Flying Pasties are non-returnable (Due to the hygenic nature of the product) .
End user bears all personal responsibility for the use of our products.
Flying Pasties takes no responsibility for and shall not be held liable for any misuse or possible damages arising from the misuse of our products.
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Figures the lawyer would go straight to the disclaimers... ;):rolleyes:
 
Teller1900 said:
Make it "Kip Hawley is an idiot" and you get to see what the federal pen. looks like.
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If more people would wear a t-shirt like that, and maybe if they brought along reporters, I don't think the TSA idiots would dare inconvenience them for long. Kind of surprised that there hasn't been more stuff like this :( I guess people are pragmatists.
 
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