Evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Ted]

I'm sure many of you are aware of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), some of you may even be devout believers. For those of you who are unaware, have a look: www.venganza.org

One of the beliefs of the FSM church is that the cause of global warming is a decrease in the number of pirates worldwide.

Recently, further evidence has come forward (other than their correlation that is well known), proving the pastafarians' claim! CNN reported this story, "Pirates seize Frecn yacht": http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/04/04/cruiseship.pirates.ap/index.html

The International Maritime Bureau, which tracks piracy, said in its annual report earlier this year that global pirate attacks rose 10 percent in 2007, marking the first increase in three years.

Then, BBC reported the story "Global temperatures 'to decrease'": http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7329799.stm

Global temperatures for 2008 will be slightly cooler than last year as a result of the cold La Nina current in the Pacific, UN meteorologists have said.

Proof! Truly, we are touched by his noodly appendage.

 

[ScottM]

All true.

On our holy day of Wednesday, His Prince of Peace Spaghetti day, we shall honor the truth of his being!

 

[Missa]

Snicker... Shane and I have been looking for a house in his daughters school district. It's actually quite hard as the area is less then apealing to most, houses don't go up very often but stay on the market a long time but there is nothing that would be acceptable to us right now. There is a lot of open land but it's all gernerational and you have to figure out who owns it to see if they will sell you a parcle... Well anyway there is a Church up there up for sale... I was trying to get Shane to buy it and turn it into a house... we were talking about removing the cross from the steple and replacing it with a spaggiti monster... and holding service in the kitchen on Wenesdays. Heh, we would so be ostricised by the "locals" if we weren't struck by lighting first.

 

[AuntPeggy]

I learn so much from this board.

 

[Ted]

I learn so much from this board.

It seems the most obvious thing you've learned today is that we must have too much free time (although I would argue that I defintiely don't have enough).

When are you going to be flying out here? I owe you lunch.

 

[Pi1otguy]

The inverse relationship now has proof:

This is not doctored.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=global+warming,+pirates&ctab=0&geo=all&date=mtd&sort=0