Ebola Put Into Perspective

Hilarious..and sadly true...

Another (more serious) analogy to help keep things in perspective is that the Washington Redskins have had more quarterbacks this year than people have contracted Ebola in the US…and those two cases would’ve never happened either had one particular health care institution in Dallas not had a severe case of Cranial Rectitus.
 
I'll watch the clips later when I get a chance.

Is this the one I heard on the radio this morning that delivered the results of a poll on Ebola?

45 % of the people think Ebola is the most serious crisis facing America today.

The other 55% didn't answer the phone because they thought that was how you catch Ebola.
 
I'll watch the clips later when I get a chance.

Is this the one I heard on the radio this morning that delivered the results of a poll on Ebola?

45 % of the people think Ebola is the most serious crisis facing America today.

The other 55% didn't answer the phone because they thought that was how you catch Ebola.

No, this is better, and safe for all audiences.
 
I love the black guy saying he can't get "any white women" because they think he has Ebola. :rofl::rofl:

Jaybird might be right! Ebola was invented by white men to keep black men away from white women! :rofl::rofl:

You just can't make this stuff up! :rofl:
 
The Fox News Fails at the bottom of he page is just as good...
 
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:goofy:
 
"Duncan was in contact with 80 people!" 80 PEOPLE! ... "that's two forties you son of a *****!!!"

"ebola ass all up in the spaghetti!"

:rofl:
 
Ha...he's an Internet comedian. Has several videos on YouTube joking about all sorts of stuff. I had to look him up, I was thinking this cannot be real.
 
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