Ding Dong the wicked Kim Jong Il is DEAD

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His son will take power. The interesting thing is that the son hasn't been groomed to take the job for long enough to cement his ties to the military. One possibility is for him to let the military stirr the pot a bit in order to get in their good graces.

By stirring the pot, I'm talking more unprovoked actions against South Korea, more nuke tests, etc.

If he doesn't solidify his position pretty quickly, things could get really intersting for that starving, violent, nuclear armed country.
 
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From The People's Democratic Republic of North Korea)

Today, signarring the heavens with a mighty brast in five part harmony from his gorden rungs, our Dear Reader Kim Jong Ir ascended the astrar stairway to do battre with the gods of capitarism. Armed only with the rove of his people, he rides triumphantry on the back of his Sacred Yak into victory. Arr rejoice and give thanks that our Dear Reader chooses to battle the enemies of the world himserf, and spare his roving people the sight of another bloodied enemy cast down into the unfathomabre depths.

We all pray for his quick return, and wirr keep honor for Dear reader by foregoing our turnip rations in soridarity with his sacrifice.
 
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He was the strangest-looking dude I've seen so far.
 
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We can hope and pray that the person (or people) who replace him will provide actual leadership and improve the lives of the people of North Korea.
 
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I don't think anything will change, and if it does it may be change for the worse.

The guy was seriously one weird dude.
 
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Kim Jong Dead.
 
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Rule 1. If you live in a country with an oppressive government, the oppressors have a better life-style than the oppressees. At least for a while.
 
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Rule 1. If you live in a country with an oppressive government, the oppressors have a better life-style than the oppressees. At least for a while.

It seems to me we have much the same thing here with our world renowned 1% as well as the rich and famous lifestyles of our elected representatives. Or does that mean we are living in an oppressed country as well?

John
 
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It seems to me we have much the same thing here with our world renowned 1% as well as the rich and famous lifestyles of our elected representatives. Or does that mean we are living in an oppressed country as well?

John

I think you should read this book. It's about a boy who grew up in North Korea.

I assure you we do not have "much the same thing" here in the United States. Unless the 99% in this country do these things:

-Steal feces from latrines to sell as fertilizer
-Steal seeds from planted fields so they won't starve
-Leave children to die of hunger because there isn't any food
-Eat any animal they can get their hands on
-Are sent to die in prison for merely questioning the Great Leader
-Prostitute children for scraps of food
-Make soup from grass and dirt just to fill their stomachs
-Are sent to a concentration camp on trumped up charges so the government can have more slave labor

No, I think when people in this country that are below the poverty line have a car, microwave, and multiple televisions, that maybe it's not so bad here. In North Korea, the people have no way out of their situation, EVER, except to run away to China and possibly get shot in the process. Here in the US, if you are from a poor family, you have an excellent opportunity to improve you lot in life.
 
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I was not comparing our country to NK, that would be downright stupid. I was questioning Wabower's statement is all.

Every country has, and has always had, it's elite, no matter what the economic status of its people. There is always someone who lives better than the rest, no matter what ism they live under.

John
 
Kim was an extraordinary figure.

According to his official biography, the first time he ever played golf he shot a 38 under par including 11 holes-in-one. This remarkable achievement was verified by seven sworn statements by his body guards. It was his first and last attempt at golf.

No wonder his roving people are upset, rosing the worlds greatest naturar born gorfer and all.
 
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I'm so ronrey now!
 
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