Dear Mr. Pilot...

[wsuffa]

My name is Goat, and I have a fortune in vehicles. But in order to get them out of the country, they must be transformed from human form. If you kindly assist, you shall be paid 10% of the fortune for your trouble....

the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

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[SkyHog]

Thats...uhh...well...that's something. Will the goat serve jailtime, or be held in contempt of court for not retransforming into a human?

 

[mikea]

Blago wants the vigilantes to serve on his jury.

 

[flyersfan31]

Blago wants the vigilantes to serve on his jury.

Priceless.

Maybe he could turn himself into a goat?

 

[Kelvin]

Priceless.

Maybe he could turn himself into a goat?

Too late he already has....

 

[Geico266]

Blago wants the vigilantes to serve on his jury.

That was baaaaaaaad.

 

[Skip Miller]

Thats...uhh...well...that's something. Will the goat serve jailtime, or be held in contempt of court for not retransforming into a human?

Neither. The goat will be eaten. Nigeria is so poor and corrupt I will wager that the cops concocted this story - possibly a believable story to a population that still does believe in magic - in order to get away with stealing a perfectly good meal for the extended family.

-Skip