Criminal Name of the Day

[wsuffa]

Gotta love this:

DAYTON — The U.S. Marshal’s Service has arrested D’AlCapone AlPacino Morris or Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris, 20, who is wanted in the June 2 slaying of Richard A. Pogue.

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I'm only surprised that the name D'wayne wasn't worked in there, too.

 

[mikea]

You don' suppose that 20 years ago wittle Baby Morris was born to a drug dealer/gang banger do ya? Wanna bet Daddy Morris has a criminal record and doesn't work selling insurance?

 

[mantakos]

Well, there were two paths he could have taken, but I guess D’Alcapone Alpacino's acting career never took off.
-harry