Coffee lovers...Is this you without your coffee in the morning?

Can you identify witht this?

  • Yep, that's me some days.

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • I can handle a coffee shortage just fine thank you.

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • No comment for it might incriminate me.

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Total voters
    9
No. That's not me. I'm not nearly so pretty and/or civilized in the AM without coffee.
 
There is a reason why we never run out of coffee... :D:lol::redface:
 
I used to be a hard core caffeine addict. And I say caffeine addict, not coffee addict. I don't actually like coffee all that much, but I still drink one cup a day, in the morning, to ward off the headaches.

We now have a Keurig in our company break room. There are several brands of Keurig coffees that are present. Predominantly Starbucks, Green Mountain and a few others. They are so bitter. I hate them. There is this Donut Shop coffee that is actually drinkable. Much in the same fashion that the dirt cheap McDonald's coffee is more drinkable than Starbucks.
 
I have a 9 YO Keurig with the do-it-yourself filter basket. One of the originals with the ridiculously loud pump. Lately I've been grinding my own in small batches. Love to stick my snout in the bag like she did and smell that strong earthy goodness.
 
No, this is not me. I do not wake up with make up already applied. I do not use any at all. Call me weird. I'd rather spend the money on beer, hookers and flying. *shrug*
Now where's my dang coffee?!!?
 
I've quit 3 times, and I've been clean now for about 4 years. Coffee is evil. I am a jerk when coming down from my cafeine high.

I went to Honduras last year and had the best coffee I've ever had; bought a pound for me to try once in a while and about 10 pounds for friends. Did not taste the same no matter what water I tried. It was called Cafe Oro.

I bought one of those reusable Keurig cups. Did not know what I was doing...filled a K cup with Cafe Oro. I actually felt a head rush after finishing that cup. I got a lot done that day and felt awesome. I was an azzhat to my family that night.

Tried an energy drink once. NOS. Bought the huge can. Got a shizton of work done on the house that day, like there were 3 of me. Had the worst headache I've ever had that night.

Evil stuff.
 
I don't depend on stimulants for anything. I am down to less than 6 soft drinks a year. And Dr Pepper is full of caffeine.
 
Without coffee:
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I never liked coffee and cannot even begin to comprehend people's obsession with it.
 
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