A Chicago Fire Department helicopter made an emergency landing on the lakefront today, but there were no apparent injuries to three crew members.
The aircraft went down around noon in a grassy area on the east side of the 3900 block of South Lake Shore Drive, police spokeswoman Robin Mohr said.
...the chopper came down in an area that has been used as a landing spot for helicopters.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-060630chopper-down,1,4893472.story?coll=chi-news-hed
Those not living in DuhMaresBizarroWorld may wonder a few things:
- Q.) Why is this grassy area where the helicopter lands not the nearby grassy area that used to be an airport?
A.) Because the airport was unneeded, of course. We don't want that kind around.
- Q.) Where is this helicopter based? Where does it go when needs to refuel?
A.) It's based at 95th street because the airport that was closer where it used to be based is unneeded, of course.
- Q.) Why would this helicopter have been south of where the crowds enjoying the holiday celebration are?
A.) Because it's based at 95th street because the airport that was closer where it used to be based, is unneeded, of course.
- Q.) You know that uneeded airport where the fire department helicopter used to be based? Why was it closed?
A.) DuhMare had it bulldozed at midnight for reasons of public safety, of course.