Charged With DUI When I Wasn’t Driving

[MauleSkinner]

Police officer aside, every drunk driving story as told by the driver is told to favor the driver.

You haven’t heard mine.

Nor will you.

 

[Half Fast]

Police officer aside, every drunk driving story as told by the driver is told to favor the driver.

...and as told by the cops, it is told to incriminate the driver. Your point?

 

[172andyou]

...and as told by the cops, it is told to incriminate the driver. Your point?

 

[Half Fast]

Well, I'd like to trust you on that point, but.....

 

[172andyou]

Well, I'd like to trust you on that point, but.....

See, you're teachable!

 

[Half Fast]

You haven’t heard mine.

Nor will you.

I'm sure someone will be along momentarily to post the story from the Witchita newspaper, complete with pictures but withholding the hooker's name....

 

[MauleSkinner]

I'm sure someone will be along momentarily to post the story from the Witchita newspaper, complete with pictures but withholding the hooker's name....

It wasn’t in Wichita, it was in…never mind.

But it WAS actually only one beer.

 

[Half Fast]

It wasn’t in Wichita, it was in…never mind.

But it WAS actually only one beer.

Yep, one beer. A little googling turned up the incriminating photo, and I'm sure you didn't know she was underage.....

 

[Daleandee]

It wasn’t in Wichita, it was in…never mind.

But it WAS actually only one beer.

Don't tease the crowd ... if ya ain't gonna tell it all!

 

[MauleSkinner]

Yep, one beer. A little googling turned up the incriminating photo, and I'm sure you didn't know she was underage.....

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That’s me. (Before the operation.)

 

[guest user]

...and as told by the cops, it is told to incriminate the driver. Your point?

To be fair, it made it to court. Be kinda odd if the cop DIDN'T think the driver was guilty wouldn't it?

 

[flyingron]

And everybody thinks they passed the FSTs.