Caption this:

[Hawker800]

 

[Matthew]

Looks like a good place to pull up a chair and a cooler of beer.

 

[Norman]

And nobody thought to call the railroad to stop the train.

 

[N747JB]

And nobody thought to call the railroad to stop the train.

"It's hard to stop a Trane" Oh wait, that's the HVAC company.

 

[Jeff Oslick]

Works fine if you're driving one of these.

 

[bluerooster]

That could get real interesting in a hurry.

 

[Clark1961]

Caption: "Wishful Thinking"

 

[oilburner]

Think I would call out for a couple of forklifts high enough to hold the hose over the train.

 

[Everskyward]

What happened to the water flow? I was sure we protected the hose.

 

[kyleb]

"Fred, Tim, and Joe burn down a house."

 

[Jeff Oslick]

At least they'll still have water to put out the fire from the train derailment.

 

[frfly172]

It works for cars.

 

[ARFlyer]

Neighborhood Association working for the Betterment of our Community!

"We have install speed bumps to slow down those speeding trains!"

 

[Florida Cracker]

Hey! The rules SAY we put out the hose bumpers.

SO PUT OUT the hose bumpers.

 

[Norman]

Works fine if you're driving one of these.

Locomotive wins all ties.

 

[Jaybird180]

Hey Joe! You put down the train ramps?

 

[Unit74]

They got called to a house fire and a train wreck broke out.

 

[Geico266]

They got called to a house fire and a train wreck broke out.

 

[Geico266]

FNG.

 

[ebykowsky]

Forgot to remove the chocks.

 

[Badger]

"Portland Fire Department use new technology to drain reservoir"

 

[LoneAspen]

"Hold my beer, and watch this!"

 

[Chip Sylverne]

"Look at this great idea I got off the internet"

 

[timwinters]

Hey, this past week our funny photo went viral throughout the whole world. Thousands of shares and likes in many different countries! Once and for all: the picture was taken in Belgium, in a small village called Bornem.

After a minor intervention, we had some time left near the railway to make this picture. Since there were no trains running at all for a week due to maintenance works, we can state that our joke was a real success! Thanks to our entire team, 2nd sqdn Firefighters Bornem!

...

 

[silver-eagle]

Moe, Larry, and Curley in "Catch a Train"!

 

[jhausch]

When the cure is worse than the disease...

 

[denverpilot]

Nice cover story. Ha.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Ironically, I showed that to my light rail engineer buddy (designs tracks, not drives trains) and he said that would be unlikely to derail a full size train.

 

[Bill]

Instant derailment: just add water!

 

[denverpilot]

Ironically, I showed that to my light rail engineer buddy (designs tracks, not drives trains) and he said that would be unlikely to derail a full size train.

It'd just drag the hose until it cut it or ripped it and maybe make a nice bolo whip out of the ends to whack someone with at high speed.

 

[Sac Arrow]

It'd just drag the hose until it cut it or ripped it and maybe make a nice bolo whip out of the ends to whack someone with at high speed.

Yeah, I can see how someone might get hosed.

 

[ZeroPapaGolf]

Those plastic things wouldn't even phase a freight train.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

 

[Sac Arrow]

Those plastic things wouldn't even phase a freight train.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

That was my buddy's opinion.

 

[Matthew]

Those plastic things wouldn't even phase a freight train.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

No kidding. I watched "Unstoppable".

 

[WBI Flyer]

Think I would call out for a couple of forklifts high enough to hold the hose over the train.

I would think getting hit by a train would seem kind compared to having a secure hold on the end of a hose that got snagged by one going at a good speed.