Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Flight Following' started by jkaduk, May 10, 2019.

  1. jkaduk

    jkaduk Cleared for Takeoff

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    Found on Fark.com Have at it. Keep it clean. 59400981_10157403601034973_151049142192308224_n.jpg
     
  2. 1RTK1

    1RTK1 Cleared for Takeoff

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    I’ll take one of each
     
  3. N884

    N884 Pre-Flight

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    Name 3 ways you’ve wasted most of your money.
     
  4. Fiveslide

    Fiveslide Line Up and Wait

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    Pilot: 69bravo requesting permission for a high-speed flyby, gonna try and blow some more of those clothes off...

    Tower: yeah, 69bravo clear for flyby... And I'm going to give you a number to contact... To share the pictures.
     
  5. Fiveslide

    Fiveslide Line Up and Wait

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    Let's not do this to that gal, eh


     
  6. jonnyjetprop

    jonnyjetprop Cleared for Takeoff

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    It’s me or the plane!
     
  7. Fiveslide

    Fiveslide Line Up and Wait

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    Girl: today, you can do anything, and I really mean anything, you want.

    Pilot: *picks up cell phone* Bill, meet me at the hanger, let's fly and get a burger.
     
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  8. SoonerAviator

    SoonerAviator En-Route PoA Supporter

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    Just a Porsche and a couple of Beeches.
     
  9. Luigi

    Luigi Pre-takeoff checklist

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    Aladdin's muse.
     
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  10. cgrab

    cgrab Pattern Altitude

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    Nice bird
     
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  11. NordicDave

    NordicDave Cleared for Takeoff

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    I nominate member N884 for the grand prize. Nailed it.
     
  12. Zeldman

    Zeldman Touchdown! Greaser!

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    ''Hmmmm... we really need to trim those trees at the end of the runway...''
     
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  13. GRG55

    GRG55 Final Approach

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    I was wondering what this had to do with aviation...then realized I hadn't noticed the plane on the initial look.
     
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  14. bgreenhaw

    bgreenhaw Filing Flight Plan

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    I spent half my money on avgas, Porsches, and wild women...the rest I just wasted.

    edit: sp
     
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  15. kyleb

    kyleb En-Route PoA Supporter

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    Should have bought a sports car instead of investing in the house upgrades. ;-)
     
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  16. Cluemeister

    Cluemeister Line Up and Wait

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    "Umm, miss, when we said you need to get your gear down, we were talking to the pilot."
     
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  17. Bobanna

    Bobanna Pre-takeoff checklist

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    Contaminated runway. Who cares?
     
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  18. Ventucky Red

    Ventucky Red Cleared for Takeoff

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    I'll take the car and be happy I don't have to maintain the other two...
     
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  19. frfly172

    frfly172 Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

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    Is the plane ADSB compliant ?
     
  20. benyflyguy

    benyflyguy Pattern Altitude

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    Tower: “N6969 state intentions..”

    N6969: “ahh Tower not sure what is runway condition??...69.”

    Tower: “69...runway grooved but can side step to firm fresh trimmed grass”

    N6969: “we’ll take that grass strip then”

    Tower: “ cleared for the option 69..”
     
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  21. Mooney Fan

    Mooney Fan Line Up and Wait

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    I say its a Mooney
     
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  22. benyflyguy

    benyflyguy Pattern Altitude

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    Gawd the High Wing guys were right...
     
  23. StevieTimes

    StevieTimes Line Up and Wait

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    Is @6pc still filming his music video for his hit single "Mooneys at Midnight"?
     
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  24. Skyrys62

    Skyrys62 En-Route

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    Meet the Fokkers
    I told my wife not to stand in the seats!
     
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  25. kyleb

    kyleb En-Route PoA Supporter

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    Add a boat and you have the Four Horsemen of the Financial Apocalypse.
     
  26. Van Johnston

    Van Johnston Cleared for Takeoff

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    Faster, better, cheaper; pick any two.
     
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    texasclouds Cleared for Takeoff

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    All three cheaper to rent...
     
  28. Stingray Don

    Stingray Don En-Route

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    Nice spinner
     
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  29. Huckster79

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    Correction: ALL
     
  30. Huckster79

    Huckster79 Cleared for Takeoff

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    “Tower, requesting permission for a tough n go”
     
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  31. Skyrys62

    Skyrys62 En-Route

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    Meet the Fokkers
    That moment, before the gear up landing..
     
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  32. Mooney Fan

    Mooney Fan Line Up and Wait

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    Runway FOD
     
  33. JohnAJohnson

    JohnAJohnson Cleared for Takeoff

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    I'm gonna throw a rod in something today :D
     
  34. GeorgeC

    GeorgeC En-Route

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    The evaluator should incorporate realistic distractions during the flight portion of the practical test to evaluate the pilot’s situational awareness and ability to utilize proper control technique while dividing attention both inside and outside the cockpit.
     
  35. unsafervguy

    unsafervguy Pattern Altitude

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    If it flys, drives, or f....S rent it!
     
  36. midwestpa24

    midwestpa24 Pattern Altitude

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    One of these is way more expensive than the other two.
     
  37. Timbeck2

    Timbeck2 Final Approach

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    that one will be tough to beat
     
  38. 5QK

    5QK Pre-takeoff checklist

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    This is why you need to know how to slip it in on a moment's notice.
     
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  39. Chip Sylverne

    Chip Sylverne En-Route

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    Fear is the poison of our lives.
    Who says things look worse in black and white.
     
  40. Stingray Don

    Stingray Don En-Route

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    Paul Simon
     
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