Can consumers change the TOS?

[Pi1otguy]

http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/2011/08/19/xbox-live-user-says-microsoft-owes-him-500-billion/

An Arkansas man is trying to get Microsoft to pay him $500 billion after he tried to amend his Xbox Live contract with the company and was ignored when he asked for legal arbitration.

Companies amend customer contracts all the time, but can customers amend them too?

For the legal ppl here, does this even have a chance?

 

[jesse]

$500 billion? I'd think you'd have a better shot at a value that could actually be paid.

 

[Teller1900]

Shoot for the stars, I guess.

 

[SCCutler]

Heck, he can settle for $400Bn.

 

[Pi1otguy]

So..

Phase 1: Email Jesse an amendment to the TOS for this board
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: profit