"Welcome to Spice jet, I'm Jarrond, and today your meal choices are; braised buffalo, in a Jet-A sauce, with a sprigs of radish, or sauteed buffalo in a raised hydraulic and washer fluid Bearnaise, or buffalo tartare with flecks of aluminum. Please make your selection on the card in your seatback."
"Boeing 737 Crashes Into Stray Buffalo During Take Off, Passengers Safe"
I like the last two words the most. Finally a title that provides information instead of trying to play the horror card.
And thank you for all the food comments in this thread, they made me chuckle on several occasions.