That is nothing, Jesse. One day I was watching the news, and they spend 2.5 hours following Michael Jackson's car from Neverland Ranch to the courtroom.
In other news, a bomb went off in Ira.....oh...oh, he's stopped at a red light. We're not sure if the light is actually red, or if he's just stopped but...wait....wait, ok, I'm getting word that Michael Jackson has just started moving again.