Break-Fix Support Please

[FlySince9]

So, I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey but the wuteveritis still doesn't work... any ideas?

Note: I already tried modulating the nebulizer...

 

[Bill]

So, I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey but the wuteveritis still doesn't work... any ideas?

Note: I already tried modulating the nebulizer...

Most likely your Johnson rod is out of alignment.

 

[FlySince9]

Most likely your Johnson rod is out of alignment

Recently aligned by a local Johnson Bar Specialist... Paid by the hour.

 

[eman1200]

Sounds like a clear case of running LOP in a carbureted lycoming.

 

[Heftiger]

I dunno what’s wrong. But that sounds expensive. Maybe 3 or 4 AMU.

 

[FlySince9]

Sounds like a clear case of running LOP in a carbureted lycoming.

Tried it, got the tee-shirt... Doesn't affect wuteveritis functionality... Schematic doesn't show any direct connectivity...

 

[upstateny]

 

[flyingron]

My favorite was always the version that had at the end: "You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function."

 

[455 Bravo Uniform]

Your parafalator is jacked. Replace it.

 

[Dana]

No, it's obvious that the reciprocating dingle arm is miscombobulating, making everything wonky.

 

[flhrci]

Time to throw it out and buy a new one! Please recycle responsibly though.

 

[Jim K]

Just make sure you wash your hands after you handle your dingaling.

 

[Brad Smith]

Didn't you get the recall notice? It explains everything.

 

[Caramon13]

Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...

 

[jsstevens]

Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...

Important safety tip...

 

[benyflyguy]

Most improbability drives need a fine tuning here or there...

 

[Sac Arrow]

Between duct tape and WD40, you should be able to get it working right.

 

[flhrci]

Between duct tape and WD40, you should be able to get it working right.

Some safety wire should hold it in place after the repair is complete.

 

[ChemGuy]

Did you check the henway?

 

[eman1200]

Did you check the dikfer?

 

[SoonerAviator]

Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...

Don’t cross the streams.

 

[FlySince9]

Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...

 

[flhrci]

Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...

Make sure to lube it well before next use.

 

[RyanB]

Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...

I had a feeling that’s what your problem was....

 

[CharlieD3]

I had a feeling that’s what your problem was....

Yeah... Amateur guess.
I, on the other hand, KNEW that's what his problem was ..

I used to have an ego problem, until I found out I was perfect.

fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy

 

[jsstevens]

Yeah... Amateur guess.
I, on the other hand, KNEW that's what his problem was ..

I used to have an ego problem, until I found out I was perfect.

fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble...

 

[Dana]

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Nothing a bigger hammer won't fix.