Break-Fix Support Please

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by FlySince9, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. FlySince9

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    So, I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey but the wuteveritis still doesn't work... any ideas?

    Note: I already tried modulating the nebulizer...
     
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    Most likely your Johnson rod is out of alignment.
     
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    Recently aligned by a local Johnson Bar Specialist... Paid by the hour. :rolleyes:
     
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    Sounds like a clear case of running LOP in a carbureted lycoming.
     
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    I dunno what’s wrong. But that sounds expensive. Maybe 3 or 4 AMU.
     
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    Tried it, got the tee-shirt... Doesn't affect wuteveritis functionality... Schematic doesn't show any direct connectivity...
     
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    My favorite was always the version that had at the end: "You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function."
     
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    Your parafalator is jacked. Replace it.
     
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    No, it's obvious that the reciprocating dingle arm is miscombobulating, making everything wonky.
     
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    Time to throw it out and buy a new one! Please recycle responsibly though.
     
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    Just make sure you wash your hands after you handle your dingaling.
     
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    Didn't you get the recall notice? It explains everything.
     
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    Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...
     
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    Important safety tip...
     
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    Between duct tape and WD40, you should be able to get it working right.
     
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    Some safety wire should hold it in place after the repair is complete.
     
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    Did you check the henway?
     
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    Did you check the dikfer?
     
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    Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...
     
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    I had a feeling that’s what your problem was....
     
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    Yeah... Amateur guess.
    I, on the other hand, KNEW that's what his problem was ..

    I used to have an ego problem, until I found out I was perfect.

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