Sometimes it's the sense of impending doom as systems become overloaded, maintenance is reduced, or capital is constrained and you know that YOU will either get blamed or have to clean up the mess with all the stress that entails.
Heh. That's close. The only difference is I don't care if I get blamed, and I always have the documentation to prove I attempted to fix it. Also helps to have a no-BS reputation with peers. The industry isn't big enough for the BS artists to get away with it for long.
Stress, I started giving that up many years ago. Probably one of the reasons people think I'm cool under fire when systems are crashing/down.
The honest truth is, I see it coming (sometimes years in advance), attempt to fix, get denied for whatever reason ...
And... as long as there's no one bleeding on the data center floor, I don't consider anything to do with a broken computer an "emergency". Let the young guys freak out. I did once. They do enough for all of us.
Sure, I'll hurry to fix it with appropriate restraint on making bad jokes about it too loudly, but it's just a computer. 10,000 users? Cool. Doesn't make the fix any faster.
That plan for a redundant system that I designed for you last year? You giving that any harder thought today, than back then?
How much you suppose will outage cost you? Is the outage cheaper than the redundant hardware? You already have me as salaried labor and I know how to build it.
Oh hey, sorry the last three ass-kissing Corporate System Architects who told you that you didn't need to build redundant systems didn't work out, by the way. Sorry to see them go. I got a lot of good naps in during their meetings.
Have we shut down that "Cloud" horsecrap they built yet? Yeah, it's hard to get a vendor twenty times your size to care if their service is degraded and killing your smaller business, I know. I told you to get SLAs with real penalties that would hurt them if they didn't perform.
Which company did they use this place as their stepping stone to get to again? They might be hiring when y'all dump me in a couple of quarters.
I'm not bitter. Nope.

Ha.
Today was a typical example. Bad DNS design, passing queries for a customer's internal machines through two sets of forwarders to the single IP at the parent company that can get to the customer's private network and query their machines, over not just one, but two VPN/Private tunnels, gosh... You suppose those queries fail once in a while and everything onsite then caches the negative query?
Director calls, says "It happened again. Can you flush all the DNS servers?" Yup.
Do that. Not three minutes later Chicken Little (nice but excitable Jr. Helpdesk guy) IMs that the VPN concentrator has again run out of licenses because the HD had over 250 people not just go back to what they were doing once the DNS was fixed, but had them reboot without shutting down to save time. Hundreds of VPN sessions are hung and the VP wants to know if I can swing the DNS for Corporate VPN traffic to the other site to take some pressure off the overloaded VPN concentrator. Sure.
Type type type. Done.
VP sends out Corp-wide email to have everyone log out and back in.
Meanwhile changes in traffic and mass log off/login behavior is freaking out some other systems that move massive amounts of data around. No, they're not on their own network. Brought that up a while ago. No go.
Watch the errors and know that stuff will retry and fix itself on its own in about 10 minutes.
No one bleeding anymore. Go have a smoke and a pastrami sandwich.
Team meeting time. Two engineers quit. Great. Best Wimdows guy we have got a job 4 miles from his house. Security guy left to go to a hosting company across town where he will be an auditor instead of an auditee.
Boss calls second meeting impromptu. Tells us we're under a Class Action lawsuit and "Don't delete anything." Been there, done that, signed that Affadavit before. Yawn. Ask about automated log rotation. We don't have the disk space to keep everything and don't. He says no changes to existing procedures, just don't delete things. Yeah, I just randomly log into working systems and delete random stuff. Got it. LOL!
That was about half my day. What do ya think?
