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Their Chips Have Come In!

A tractor-trailer-size container filled with thousands of bags of Doritos washed up here early Thursday, prompting Hatteras Islanders to summon their inner scavengers.
After drifting south for several days in the Atlantic, the container veered landward at Diamond Shoals off Cape Point and came to rest in the wash south of the Cape Hatteras Fishing Pier in Frisco as the tide came in. Steve Hissey, who runs the tackle shop at Teach's Lair marina in Hatteras, received a call from a charter boat captain.
"How's the fishing?" Hissey asked. "I got two stripers and 35 bags of Doritos," the captain answered. Hissey said charter captains were angling for striped bass off the shoals when they spotted the container, broke it open and helped themselves.
Long before National Park Service ranger Brad Griest learned that the cargo container had beached, Hatteras Islanders were busy with their time-honored tradition of wreck salvage. A stream of folks stuffed large garbage bags with Cool Ranch, Nacho Cheese and Spicy Nacho Doritos. Strewn across the beach, the red and blue bags were each marked "export." One person filled a truck with them. Others carted off armloads of the bags, which were mostly undamaged.
"Just helping with cleanup," Frisco resident Parc Greene, clutching a garbage bag, told Griest, who waved him ahead. David Dixon, an Avon attorney and amateur video*grapher, wasted no time in taking video footage to make a 30-second commercial. Doritos is running a promotion that invites fans to post their own homemade commercials. The best one will be broadcast during the Super Bowl on Feb. 4, said spokeswoman Aurora Gonzalez of Texas-based Frito-Lay, the maker of Doritos. Gonzalez had no information on the beached Doritos.
When the park service managed by mid afternoon Thursday to get the shipping container locked and removed, it still held an undetermined number of boxed chips. The Coast Guard has not yet tracked down the ship that lost the container, likely during last week's nor'easter, said Petty Officer Kevin Schneider of the Marine Safety Team in Elizabeth City.
Schneider said the team is responsible for cleaning up a hazardous material, such as an oil spill. There may be some argument to be made about the health hazard of chips, he said, but the risk didn't quite qualify. "When I found out it's Doritos, it's pretty much out of our jurisdiction," he said. "It's definitely litter, but it's not a contaminant."
 
Quite a number of years ago, we had a shrimp trawler run aground and broke up in the surf at Jacksonville Beach, spilling it's cargo of marijuana into the surf. For two days and nights all the cops could do was try to patrol the beach to keep people off. Bails of pot kept washing up on the beach from Jax to Ponte Vedra. The vast majority of the stuff ended up reaching it's original destination.
 
In the late 70s a barge carrying 2 million board feet of milled Douglas Fir broke apart in a storm. In a matter of days the flotsam washed ashore on a stretch of about 20 miles of coast. All the area's fishing boats feature some part of their boats made from this wood, plus there was a rash of new skiffs, day sailers, and fences that year.

I made two gazebos and a porch swing from my salvage.
 
Once, I sailed through an area of many floating bales. My crew was all agog about wanting pull one or two onboard but I steered away. Later, I heard the bales were a trap and being watched.

Then there was the case when a bunch of guys were caught redhanded unloading bales from tenders coming in from the mother boat. The case was dismissed because the Sherf had lost the evidence, all 11 tons of it.
 
... leaving no tern unstoned. :D

(Sorry, I can't pass up a straight line like that! :p)

-- Pilawt


Oh that's PRICELESS! Or was it a set up?

Funny about the Doritos washing up next too...
 
Once, I sailed through an area of many floating bales. My crew was all agog about wanting pull one or two onboard but I steered away. Later, I heard the bales were a trap and being watched.

You could claim you were being a good environmentalist "Save the Bales!"
 
Quite a number of years ago, we had a shrimp trawler run aground and broke up in the surf at Jacksonville Beach, spilling it's cargo of marijuana into the surf. For two days and nights all the cops could do was try to patrol the beach to keep people off. Bails of pot kept washing up on the beach from Jax to Ponte Vedra. The vast majority of the stuff ended up reaching it's original destination.
I believe these were known as Square Groupers. There is even a restaurant named after these plentiful and easy to catch fish. Extreme caution is necessary because there is no open season for this fish and the game wardens are known to look very unkindly upon anyone poaching this particular species.
 
"Square Grouper" is exactly right!

I used to live in Miami, and while *I* was behaving (dammit, I really WAS behaving!!), I knew a fair number of folks who, uh, weren't.

One of my favorite t-shirts I saw there had this beautiful moonlit cove, palm trees, sandy beach, sailboat, full moon - and the words:

"Smuggling - It's not just a job, it's an adventure!"

:D Even as an ex-cop, I find that sorta funny.
 
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