Ok fine, I'll play.
My tractors are tiny, but only having 11 acres they're appropriately sized. Here's some of them.
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An old Farmall H and a Ford 9N (both of which are strictly for fun, but may get a finish mower on the back as the kids get big enough to mow with the things). The 9N I rebuilt the motor on but it has problems with oil pressure when the oil gets hot, and losing prime. Frankly it's kinda a pain and I should sell it, although it's a good first tractor for the kids to learn on. The Farmall H is fantastic, my favorite tractor.
The front end loader is an Allis Chalmers D17, bought up the road from me. That one has needed a lot of work and I don't use it very often, but when I do use it, there's not been anything else that'll do the job. So it stays. That thing probably needs an engine rebuild, but somehow it keeps going.
Off in the back 40 is the first tractor we bought, a Massey Ferguson 165. It's in the back 40 because it quit running there (carb finally said "No more" - needed a rebuild when I bought it and we ran it 7 years and a bunch of hours). So I need to get around to finishing that up and back on, it's what we use for the brush hog and bigger mowing stuff.
The little Deere STX38 is a riding mower a coworker gave me. Thing looks decent but is kinda a pile. It eats starters. In the shop is an old Murray riding mower our contractor gave us - also a pile, had to go through the transmission after it quit shifting, and need to finish putting that back together, 42" deck I think. Also the one mower my wife and I bought new when we first got married was a 52" Snapper riding mower. That one has been pretty thoroughly abused but is still the best, needs a new seat as the old one is falling off. Oh and it has a flat tire.
In the front 40 is an old Wheel Horse C101 (I think) that was given to me a number of years ago. It burned more oil than gas and it needs an engine rebuild.
You might ask why I have mowers that are piles of junk, and that's a good question. But they're good things for my kids to start learning some sort of wrenching on. My son and I went through the transmission on the Murray, and he wants to rebuild the engine on the Wheel Horse. With 3 kids 3 riding mowers is a good way to get the grass mowed, and as they're hard on equipment and need to learn mechanical sympathy I kinda hate having good equipment for them to break. But my wife has said this summer she wants to buy a new mower so that we have at least one thing that shouldn't break every 5 minutes, and she's probably right.
Maybe I'll suggest we try to sell the 9N first before buying something else riding wise. There's also a little go kart next to the Farmall. We got that shortly after moving here for our son (made him put it together with my help, I think he was around 4). That's been well used and abused and mostly sits now, so we should probably sell that, too.