Best pilot pick up lines.

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List your best, your worst, or your funniest.

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Bring it on :D
 
I guess I'll start.

"Hey baby, I'd love to buy you a drink. After all, you always gotta preflight."
 
Pilawt said:
In a watering hole near a USAF base:

She: "That guy over there told me he flies a C-130!"

He: "That's nothin', darlin' -- I fly a C-150!"

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-- Pilawt
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Now that right there is funny! No one except a pilot would think so but it is funny.
 
That great my banker is/was an instructor for C-130 I am going to send it to him.
 
Going up to a girl and telling her your a pilot..is never..ever going to work.
 
  1. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  2. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy in my Piper (or whatever)
  3. Wanna come back to my room? …and see my E6B?
 
I've never tried to pick up pilots; is this something you really work on :rofl:

Guess I have a plane with a potty; after all, it is a P Baron.

Best,

Dave
 
Sorry, I just have to tell you, an old girlfriend from H.S. found me on e-mail last year. After catching up, she told me how much she liked Florida and how we should link up there. Asked me how I was doing and at some point I mentioned I had a plane, a Beech Bonanza. She immediately told me how much she liked the Beach and knew I'd hit it big one day!!

So, maybe you should tell the ladies you have a Beech Bonanza :rofl:

Best,

Dave
 
pick up lines?

You mean, like when my wife says "Will you please pick up all those AOPA magazines?"
 
gkainz said:
pick up lines?

You mean, like when my wife says "Will you please pick up all those AOPA magazines?"
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Ha Ha! Good one Greg. I've been off the market so long, I'd expect a pick up line like that. My wife does accuse me of fondling the plane.
 
Hey baby, if I told you I was a pilot, would you sleep with me?

If no - ok then, I'm not a pilot. Your place or mine?

If yes - No need to leave the bar.

btw - Jesse is correct. No woman cares today about being a pilot. It is just not the same as it was 20 or 30 years ago. Women are more into the gayest guys they possible could be.
 
I find that "Hi, I'm very wealthy" works sometimes, but it's always used on my wife, so she doesn't believe me...
 
Assuming you actually get the girl in the plane with you....

... at 6500' MSL: "Put out or get out."

Yeah.. I'm sure I'll get punched when my wife sees this..

-Chris
 
Don't need no pickup line. The 14k gold wings next to the scissors pinned on the lapel says it all.
 
How about:

Excuse me sweety, I've seem to lost the keys to my Plane.
or
You’re hotter than a jet engine set to full power!
or
Want to join the Mile High Club?
 
Dave Siciliano said:
Sorry, I just have to tell you, an old girlfriend from H.S. found me on e-mail last year. After catching up, she told me how much she liked Florida and how we should link up there. Asked me how I was doing and at some point I mentioned I had a plane, a Beech Bonanza. She immediately told me how much she liked the Beach and knew I'd hit it big one day!!

So, maybe you should tell the ladies you have a Beech Bonanza :rofl:

Best,

Dave
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Seems like I'm already usually always trying to fly some Beech.
 
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"Anyone ever tell you that your eyes are the color of 100LL ?"
 
i think nick and jesse are pretty much on the right track. i definitely didnt use any stupid pilot pick up lines on leah and it worked. although one of our first dates was a short local flight. wanted to make sure she knew what she was getting into!

and chris i'd recommend you duck!
 
tonycondon said:
although one of our first dates was a short local flight. wanted to make sure she knew what she was getting into!
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It does work well for that. But that's pretty much it. I like to get the flying over with right away. If they can't handle aviation...Game over.
 
My first passenger was my then girlfriend, now wife. She flew with me on the day I got my license in a C-152. Her only comment was that, yeah, I was right the plane was small.
 
When I started taking flying lessons my then-boyfriend asked my why I would want to spend my time and money on something like that. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to him and what he's doing now. :confused: :D
 
Everskyward said:
When I started taking flying lessons my then-boyfriend asked my why I would want to spend my time and money on something like that. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to him and what he's doing now. :confused: :D
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Like that bumper sticker.

"The wife said either she goes or the plane goes, I am sure going miss her"
 
smigaldi said:
Like that bumper sticker.

"The wife said either she goes or the plane goes, I am sure going miss her"
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My favorite, seen on a new F-150 pickup:

"I got this truck for my wife, good trade, eh?" :rofl:
 
How about

1. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
2. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
4. Wanna shiver me timbers?
5. Prepare to be boarded.
6. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
7. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
8. Thats no belayin' pin in me britches, I'm just happy to see ya.

Oh wait, the titles says 'pilot' I thought it said 'pirate' ;) ;)
 
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Everskyward said:
When I started taking flying lessons my then-boyfriend asked my why I would want to spend my time and money on something like that. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to him and what he's doing now. :confused: :D
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In 1984 my fiancee said I loved Flight Simulator more than I loved her. She and I never married, and my copy of FSX just arrived. AND I took up a real Trinidad last night for some fun, practicing engine and gear failures.

Still, you never forget your first love - even if it was in only 16 colors and ran on a 5.25" floppy disk.
 
TMetzinger said:
In 1984 my fiancee said I loved Flight Simulator more than I loved her. She and I never married, and my copy of FSX just arrived. AND I took up a real Trinidad last night for some fun, practicing engine and gear failures.

Still, you never forget your first love - even if it was in only 16 colors and ran on a 5.25" floppy disk.
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Hahaha. I loved the old DOS Flight Sim :)
 
smigaldi said:
How about

1. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
2. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
4. Wanna shiver me timbers?
5. Prepare to be boarded.
6. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
7. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
8. Thats no belayin' pin in me britches, I'm just happy to see ya.

Oh wait, the titles says 'pilot' I thought it said 'pirate' ;) ;)
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That's too funny. I'm already waiting for the next "Talk like a pirate day!"

Argh, Are there bein any traffic in the area, please advise...........mateys.
 
Anthony said:
Ha Ha! Good one Greg. I've been off the market so long, I'd expect a pick up line like that. My wife does accuse me of fondling the plane.
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Yeah, Anthony, but my wife fondles my helicopter :D
 
And now, time for the flip side:

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
 
I always liked the idea of asking if she'd like to get together for breakfast. If she said yes, I'd ask if she wanted me to call or to nudge her.

Best,

Dave
 
smigaldi said:
How about

1. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
2. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
4. Wanna shiver me timbers?
5. Prepare to be boarded.
6. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
7. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
8. Thats no belayin' pin in me britches, I'm just happy to see ya.

Oh wait, the titles says 'pilot' I thought it said 'pirate' ;) ;)
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You ain't right, ain't right at all:D :rofl:
 
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