They always want to send me to KELSI
(leading me to sing the Elvis Costello song...I don't want to go to Kelsi).
One time I'm bopping along IFR at 10,000:
27K: Is there any altitude I can request that will avoid me having to go to KELSI?
C90: Hold on, we'll check.
(pause).
C90: Nope.
27K: Ok, here's what we're going to do. Cancel IFR, climb up to 10,500, go direct Oshkosh and you can give me flight following.
C90: That will work.
For the next ten minutes I listen to them hold MDW departures at 9,000 until they cross in front of me (they did call the traffic). Then they start holding ORD departures at 9,000. Except they miss one. An MD80 climbs in front of me and then starts descending.
MD: Chicago, we just had a TCAS RA
C90: Oh yeah, there's a Navion up there.
27K: I had him in sight.
I've never understood why holding all their departures at 9000' until I pass is preferable to letting me shoot up the lakeshore at 4000 or 6000 which would have been well below all these guys.