Tired of going too fast in "the Egg" are we? Desiring to slow down as old age approaches? Gone over to the dark side and decided high wings are the correct placement after all? Lost a bet during a drinking binge with your pilot friends? You feel the Bern, then watched Gore's movie, and now have a sudden urge to cut your carbon footprint? We're looking for a plausible explanation for this rash course of action.