I don't even have a Kitchen Aid mixer. Wouldn't fit in my tiny studio apartment. I would, however, say that flying changed my life. Just not so quickly and obviously as this guy. I'm convinced that one day something major will happen BECAUSE I'm a pilot. Until then I'm happy with the way things are now.
Here is what is going to happen to you Kimberly. There is going to be a major earthquake up in Nawthern California. Yourself, along with hundreds of other private pilots will be conscripted to fly out survivors, bring back medical supplies, and personnel.
Most of these pilots will succumb to fear and quit, but not you. Your bravery and skill will be lauded around the world, for your many repeated landings at earthquake ravaged airports.
You, along with only a few other pilots will be given ticker tape parades, dinner at the white house, along with the Nobel Prize for risking your life to save others.
Several years after all these major life changing events, a huge alien space ship will enter our solar system. It will soon be discovered that they are an even more hostile species than ourselves. Inter galactic war will break out.
Because of your world famous bravery, you will be recruited to fly one of our first attack star ships. After hours of intensive training, in flying them and space combat tactics, you will go into combat against the alien slime heads.
After destroying hundreds of them due to your superior flying skills, you, and you alone, will spot a weak spot in the enemy defenses. Against all odds, you break through their lines, and are able to attack and destroy their gargantuan mother ship.
Once again, Kimberly, you, the worlds foremost and famous pilot will be lauded around the world for your bravery. You will be at the top of the worlds "A" list. Entertained by heads of nations who clamored in line just so that you might allow them to bestow titles and gifts on you.
Wherever you walk, people will stop what they are doing to bow, applaud, and thank you for all you have done for them.
One of your most treasured gifts will be a Mix Master and a box of cookie mix given to you by Vladimir Putten, so that you can make your own cookies.
I'm psychic, I know these things. Count on all of this coming true.............really.
-John
