As happy as...

[denverpilot]

... Michael Jackson disguised as a floor lamp at a Harry Potter book signing.
(Larry the Cable Guy)

[keep the thread going...]

 

[Cpt_Kirk]

A fat kid in a candy shop.

 

[Sac Arrow]

That thing in your pocket or are you surprised to see me

 

[Gerhardt]

a kitten face-down in a puddle of cream.

 

[upstateny]

possible under the circumstances.

 

[Acrodustertoo]

kickin baby chicks in a creek

 

[FlySince9]

A pig in MUCK!

 

[JOhnH]

As happy as:
"ME; I'm retired and loving it!"

 

[JB1842]

a puppy with two peckers

 

[Sac Arrow]

Me in Jennifer Aniston's underwear pile

 

[JB1842]

Me in Jennifer Aniston

FTFY.

 

[Sac Arrow]

FTFY.

Well yeah that but, gotta start small

 

[Gerhardt]

Me in Jennifer Aniston's underwear

Fixed, more accurately.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Wow. Ouch.

 

[denverpilot]

... a tornado in a trailer park.

 

[Gucci Pilot]

...a pedophile at a playground

 

[luvflyin]

...a lawyer at a plane crash

 

[frfly172]

Fish in water.

 

[mscard88]

"He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams"

 

[N747JB]

A fat kid at Golden Corral

 

[ja_user]

A two peckered Billy Goat

 

[Zeldman]

....a hog in the sunshine.

 

[LoneAspen]

...a clam at high tide

 

[Matthew]

Larry the Cable Guy on a pork chop.

 

[mscard88]

.....a possum eatin' a sweet tater.

 

[Sac Arrow]

A Kotex in Jennifer Anistons shopping cart

 

[Hank S]

. . . Sac with a lettuce wrap in a burger joint.

 

[denverpilot]

... Me flying to PUB and back and doing stop and goes at home for night currency.

(KCOS pictured...)

 

[LoneAspen]

... Me flying to PUB and back and doing stop and goes at home for night currency.

(KCOS pictured...)

Ah, Colorado Springs, my old stomping grounds. I could see lights on the road winding up to the top of Pikes Peak at night from my old house in Teller County years ago.

*sigh* I do miss the place.

 

[Captain]

Captain posting a snarky link.

 

[KeithASanford]

...Bill Cosby at a wine tasting.

 

[silver-eagle]

A hooker at a Las Vegas dentist convention.

 

[mscard88]

...ol' Blue laying on the porch chewin' on a big ol' catfish head!

 

[SkyDog58]

.. a government bureaucrat with his awesome power and intellect.

 

[SkyDog58]

.. a grizzly when the salmon are running.

 

[SkyDog58]

... Bruce (Caitlin) Jenner in Victoria's Secret.