Are clams really happy?

About 15 years ago I did a couple dozen oysters on half shell at the Hooters

"what dumbass would eat raw oysters from a kitchen that produces mostly chicken."

Duh, everyone knows you go to Hooters for the breasts.
 
Hooters is disappointing. Their food sucks and big deal, chicks in tight shorts. It's kind of like a flying car, doesn't get either job done well.
 
Up here they had trouble finding anyone under 200lbs to hire. I called it Udders - they closed shop a while back.

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Yes, they inspected my junk by millimetric radar and allowed me to walk through their kingdom of misery....now what?

"Kingdom of Misery". J*sus Clark. That's the best damn description of a Class B airport I've ever heard.
 
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