gkainz
Final Approach
from my inbox today...
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I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get
our airline industry back on its feet at the same
time.
Replace all female flight attendants with good
lookin' strippers. What the hell? The attendants have
gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps
quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings
would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenue.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get
our airline industry back on its feet at the same
time.
Replace all female flight attendants with good
lookin' strippers. What the hell? The attendants have
gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps
quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings
would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenue.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
