Airline travel is getting crappier all the time

[flyingron]

Wow, a few weeks ago we had the "Diarrhea Incident" https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...ona-diarrhea-plane-delta-flight-b2405625.html
Then we had the adult diaper bomb scare: https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending...per-mistaken-bomb/6ECPZPTZ75F2LBAMDMMWGXVYDU/
Then American had a poop problem: https://viewfromthewing.com/no-comp...aisle-american-airlines-controversial-stance/
And now EasyJet: https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...-passenger-defecated-poo-toilet-b2430925.html

 

[Tarheelpilot]

**** happens every day.

 

[Zeldman]

Yeah, air travel stinks...

 

[Mahneuvers]

Loads of similar stories.

 

[Mahneuvers]

How should the crew log it?

 

[Mahneuvers]

I heard they were number two for takeoff when it happened.

 

[Mahneuvers]

The flight was headed to Dung, FR.

 

[Mahneuvers]

Feculence is certainly worse than turbulence.

 

[Mahneuvers]

The captain should have been relieved from doodie for how he handled it.

 

[Zeldman]

This thread is heading for the crapper...

 

[X3 Skier]

This thread‘s flush with puns.

 

[Mahneuvers]

The passenger said he confused flight deck with poop deck.

 

[NealRomeoGolf]

Last week the guy in the row behind me decided to book a date with the Homeland Security police by shoving a seat forward after it reclined towards him. He didn't politely ask the lady to sit back up. He just shoved it forward. I'm just glad they didn't make us turn around.

ETA: I didn't stick with the jokes. So let's just say, the guy scared the crap out of the lady.

 

[eman1200]

The passenger said he confused flight deck with poop deck.

Not the best joke but I give it a solid #2

 

[CJones]

I feel like this thread is a brain dump of useless information.

 

[RyanB]

Is it really getting worse or does mainstream media just cover anything these days?

 

[Mahneuvers]

Is it really getting worse or does mainstream media just cover anything these days?

If it smells it sells.

 

[robin ardoin]

I heard they were number two for takeoff when it happened.

Just STOP everybody. @Mahneuvers won right there.

 

[eman1200]

Just STOP everybody. @Mahneuvers won right there.

dammit, I looked for a #2 reference and didn't see one. really, I looked. I sht you not.

 

[Mahneuvers]

dammit, I looked for a #2 reference and didn't see one. really, I looked. I sht you not.

I didn't want to call you out for being #2 with the #2.

 

[nauga]

Is it really getting worse or does mainstream media just cover anything these days?

C'mon, at least they're writing about something they've got a lot of experience with.

Nauga,
and his friend Jack

 

[Matthew]

Not the best joke but I give it a solid #2

I had to “like” that one just so I could “unlike” it.

 

[Mahneuvers]

The weather at the time was Below Minimums (BM).

 

[DaleB]

The flight was headed to Dung, FR.

Figured it was either 3DA or MI18.

 

[Mahneuvers]

Suspects name released: Colon Bowel.

 

[eman1200]

I had to “like” that one just so I could “unlike” it.

thank you very little!

 

[Half Fast]

I understand the guy’s 3rd class medical just expired and he was anxious for BM....

 

[GeorgeC]

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish toilet?

 

[eman1200]

I understand the guy’s 3rd class medical just expired and he was anxious for BM....

duh, like someone already used the BM joke, sheesh, why don't you read the thread for poops sake?!???

 

[Half Fast]

duh, like someone already used the BM joke, sheesh, why don't you read the thread for poops sake?!???

Yeah, but not the Basic Med version.

 

[Mahneuvers]

This thread is a waste of time.

 

[eman1200]

Yeah, but not the Basic Med version.

well in any case, you had the intestinal fortitude to give it another go

 

[Mahneuvers]

Yeah, but not the Basic Med version.

Manure funny.

 

[Mahneuvers]

Doesn't A&P license testing involve laying cable?

 

[mandm]

I don’t like the attitudes at the airport, so I’d rather fly myself.

 

[Bill]

This whole thread is a bummer.

 

[Piperonca]

You know how those airliners sometimes just plop on the runway?

 

[flyingron]

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish toilet?

 

[NorthEast Ohio]

 

[Mahneuvers]

The irony dropping a bomb inside of a plane.