A statement from the Groundhog's Attorney on Groudhog Day

I went to college near Punxsutawney. It was an annual event to get up a 4am and drive down to watch the idiotic rite. If it was on the weekend, it was really difficult if we had been drinking until 1. And it was always cold, icy, and miserable. Parking in a muddy field in the middle of nowhere that has frozen over with 200 other morons (mostly press) to watch a guy pretend to talk to a groundhog and read a prepared statement. I think that's the definition of insanity.
 
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