a medical distinction between guts and balls.

[John Baker]

The Difference Is Distinct​

There is a medical distinction between guts and balls.


We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?



In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:



GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

"You're next, Chubby."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

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John

 

[Dr. O]

Ah haa, that second example explains the guy who showed up in my EMR with his balls cut off and refused to explain... I've always wondered...