A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all.
 
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
 
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The **** has hit the fan
 
99 Red Balloons
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in.
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin.
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I(iiiii) live by the river.

Nauga,
and Montgomery Clift

 
Like a whirlpool, it never ends.
 
Fire and ice, you come on like a flame
Then you turn cold shoulder
 
"Walkin' in the rain
It's insane
Can't explain
How i feel when I'm walkin' in the rain with you

It rains in my hair
But I don't seem to care
Just as long
As you're walkin' with me, too..."
 
I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling
To be happy again...
 
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
 
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Definitely a top 5 finalist for the title of "Worst Performance in the History of Recorded Music".
 
...I got the just pulled out of Lake Charles
rollin' into Sulphur
Continental Trailways Blues...
 
if you give me weed, whites, and wine and you show me a sign, I'll be willin'
 
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
 
I'm goin out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine
I'm goin out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine
 
My car broke down in Alabam'
and it left me in one awful jam
and I got out on the highway to thumb a ride
All of a sudden, it was just my luck
I heard the air brakes of a big ol' truck
That driver pulled over and I ran up and I jumped inside

Brother, I know I'll never forget that night
when my eyes beheld the un-earthly sight
of the alien critter scrunched down behind the wheel
It had one big eye and skin like clay
and five tentacles that waved when it said "Hey"
And I had no clue as to the gender
Had a voice just like the farmer's daughter,
a purple flattop like Sergeant Carter
It was a big and scary, interplanetary, truck-drivin' lesbian by the name of Brenda
 
That ain't the way to have fun, son, that ain't the way to have fun..
 
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