AggieMike88
Touchdown! Greaser!
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2010
- Messages
- 20,803
- Location
- Denton, TX
- Display Name
- The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
- Home Airfield
- KDTO (Denton Enterprise)
The ultimate alarm clock would play the sound of a baby throwing up! I promise you will get your ass out of bed and have the lights on in a hurry!!![]()
Cat horking works even better. Especially if it's right next to your head.
Trust me, the puking infant wins hands down; even if the baby monitor is on the fritz. If you don't wake up from the noise the baby makes, the noise the mother makes WILL get you out of the rack in a hurry! If it doesn't, I wouldn't want to make odds on you making it to the next wedding anniversary.
As a dad and a cat owner, I'll observe that you don't have a cat.
It's not that the kid is ignorable; that doesn't work. But the cat is even less so.

A dog puking in your bed will get you attention as well!![]()
Cat horking works even better. Especially if it's right next to your head.
The best alarm clock ever is the one I use while camped in the North 40 at Oshkosh every year.
The best alarm clock ever is the one I use while camped in the North 40 at Oshkosh every year.
6:15am - Flight of 3 - P51 Mustangs on the roll. Nothing rolls you out of that sleeping bag like the sound of those Merlins at full throttle.
The F15 that roared by my tent did a somewhat better job. I think that guy woke up everyone in Oshkosh. I wouldn't be surprised if he woke up everyone in Wisconsin.