9/11 Terrorists Debunk 9/11 Conspiracies

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Let's try to keep this civil and steer clear of the SZ on this one:nono: (deep breath....here goes)


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I'm reading this article this morning and I'm thinking 3 things:
Authentication, Authorization and non-Repudiation. These are frequently
used terms in my line of work. Based on those 3 things, I cannot (thinking critically) support the authors conclusions and assumptions in the article. Here's why:

In layman's terms, Authentication means that I have a way of verifying that you are in-fact who you say you are and that I am certain I have properly identified you. Authorization means that you have been vetted and approved to do what you are doing and that I accept your actions or statements as a representative of the organization that you belong to and that you are acting on behalf of that organization's official stance. Non-Repudiation means that I have a way of determining with certainty that the message did indeed come from you and that you cannot deny sending the message.

The article claims that Al-Qaeda recently released a message through respectable media outlets denouncing the Iranian president's statements as outlandish.

I contend that Authentication, Authorization and non-Repudiation have not been proven. If we have these 3 things, then the US Military knows with certainty where to place a well planned guided-weapon and would have been able to do so and would have done so long time ago.

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No need for the SZ. The towers came down in a manner reminiscent of an implosion. That was enough to convince some weak-minded individuals that they indeed were imploded. These are the same sort of individuals who often claim we never landed on the Moon, or that JFK was murdered by Marilyn Monroe.

I think the President of Iran repeated it because he likes to hear himself talk. It is wonderfully ironic for him to be repudiated by Al Queda.
 
steingar said:
No need for the SZ. The towers came down in a manner reminiscent of an implosion. That was enough to convince some weak-minded individuals that they indeed were imploded. These are the same sort of individuals who often claim we never landed on the Moon, or that JFK was murdered by Marilyn Monroe.

I think the President of Iran repeated it because he likes to hear himself talk. It is wonderfully ironic for him to be repudiated by Al Queda.
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Love xkcd. That cartoon reminds me of how I feel about a friend of mine who is into alt med, reiki, raw veganism, etc, etc. Breaks my heart.
 
MadseasoN said:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-people-believe-in-conspiracies

Read the comments. It's better than having everyone post the same lame 'tin foil hat' jokes and 'melting point of steel' arguments.
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Speaking of tin foil hats, did anyone see the news about how they cause cancer?

A report released by NASA today evidences the link between tin foil hats and cancer. The report establishes that immediately upon putting on a tin foil hat, the subject becomes cancerous. The report further recommends that the immediate removal of all metal hats -- including those of construction workers -- is in the best interests of the nation's health, and urges those who regularly don metal hats to seek medical attention. The good news is that "The cancer is completely reversible," said Chief NASA Medical Officer Dr. John Smith in a press conference at NASA's Washington Headquarters, "but this treatment is cutting edge and only a few NASA doctors are familiar with the procedure." Metal hats are commonly used, and Dr. Smith suggested that construction workers that wear metal "hard hats" switch to healthier and safer hats made of paper. In a 4391 page report, NASA scientists document the process by which brain waves reflect off the metallic surface of tin or aluminum foil hats. "These reflected brain waves interact with healthy brain cells that results in small but unstable malignant tumors," states the NASA project coordinator, Dr. John Jones, in the NASA report. According to Dr. Jones, "the instability of the tumours is the key issue in treatment. Defocused electroneuralstimulation of the brain can break down the cancerous masses without affecting brain function." However, a mild side affect is possible. The treatment might modify the patient's speech to mimic someone like Gov. Arnold Schwartznegger or a deaf mute.




The prescribed treatment is the implantation of small neural electrodes beneath the skin and a low daily dosage of Lithium Carbonate. Lithium, an elemental salt, bonds to the small tumours and aids in their disintegration. According to Dr. Jones, the neural electrodes will be so small that the person will not be able to notice them. The report by NASA scientists states that treatment is completely safe, 100% effective, and recovery will occur in a very short time frame because of the Lithium Carbonate. "Most of the time, treatment will be complete in four to six weeks, but patients should continue to take a daily profilactic dose of Lithium Carbonate in order to ensure remission," said Dr. Jones.



A previously used treatment has also been discredited by the report which recommends that it be immediately be discarded. The discredited treatment involves the use of a 357 magnum to shoot individual cancerous cells. While initially effective on the first targeted cell, there were insufficient healthy cells or even surrounding tissue to continue the treatment, the report found. When reached at his Michigan home at the Lakeland Correctional Facility, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the developer of the treatment called it a "magic bullet." He is the only medical provider to actually use the treatment. Kevorkian said, "my protocol will immediately free the patient from any pain. Nothing anyone else has tried, can do this." Kevorkian claims that the treatment can also be applied to other ailments as well, saying he particularly liked using his treatment for unwanted pregnancy because "it was like killing two birds with one stone -- only they were not birds." Dr. Kevorkian also cited other successful uses of his treatment in prostate cancer and male pattern baldness.



NASA states that it does not have the capacity to be the first point of contact for those with tin foil hat-related cancers, and refers people who have engaged in high risk metal hat-wearing to contact - FBI Headquarters or their local FBI field office to receive treatment. "We are happy to assist NASA in its endeavours to protect the health and well-being of Americans," said John Miller, the Assistant Director of the FBI's Office of Public Affairs, "and we enjoin any concerned citizen to contact the FBI to help metal hat wearers acquire the treatment they need."

Due to the simplicity of treatment procedures and NASA's commitment to public health, NASA will provide treatment free of charge, with the expense coming out of its revenues from patent rights.



Dr. Kevorkian remains unconvinced saying "they're missing the boat. My procedure will not only help with the population explosion but will supply a much needed final solution for the baby boomers as they grow older." Kevorkian continued, "while it is probably best that the patient not be aware of the immediate impact of the treatment, it will help society as a whole." "I think everyone should wear metal hats" Dr. Kevorkian comcluded while sporting a natty tin foil fedora.
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Tinfoil_hats_cause_cancer_say_NASA_scientists



http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/
 
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